1st Order FAQ

Cannabis Delivery Services are illegal in Maine.  Gifting Cannabis is illegal in Maine.  Don’t worry though! It is still legal for an Adult age 21/+ to carry 2.5oz of Cannabis Flower and up to 5 grams of concentrates!

So under your scenario you are in Maine vacationing, living, etc… and you lost your weed.  OH NO!  Who do you call? The INCREDIBLES.ME Psychic Service!  We have Psychics roaming all over Portland communicating with their deity, their spirit guides, and having religious moments of clarity. We can guarantee to find your LOST WEED!! (For a small, but very worth while fee!).

Just login to this site, and select the cannabis or cannabis products you lost, and give us your address.  We will find YOUR weed and get it back to you ASAP.  Fees vary based on the time it takes us to find your weed, the quantity of weed we have to locate, and the distance in which we have to travel to get YOUR LOST weed back to you.

I get it… it sounds like crazy crackpot stuff right? Well it is effective, and more importantly it is LEGAL!  Maine is going through some cannabis growing pains. While these growing pains are happening, why not avail yourself of our services? We are not a delivery service, we are not furnishing you weed.  We are simply returning YOUR property!  If you have LOST your weed, please feel free to reach out to us! Your word is good enough for us. If you say you LOST IT, we will FIND IT, GUARANTEED or you pay nothing.

Please keep in mind that we do not offer location services for people under the age of 21. You must have ID to engage our services.  Please also keep in mind that we do not find weed and return it if you are within 1000 feet of a school. If you are under 21 or near a school maybe it is best that you lost your weed.  If you are under 21 and you think you are different because you have a med card… you aren’t. At all. Don’t waste your time or ours because we won’t return your lost weed. No matter what. We are keeping it, and we are smoking it. Grow up and be responsible and stop losing your weed. Adults that lose weed are different, we have real life problems that are more important than weed, we have real jobs, pay real bills, and no one is going to clean up our mess.  It’s important that there is a service out there to help us out a little, we are getting old and we are entitled to forget where we left shit. {Imagine old people wagging their finger at you while you read this} {but for real, we are keeping your weed if you are under 21, because free weed awesome).

Hours of operation are available on our HOURS PAGE

FAQ:

Do you deliver to a public place like a hotel or restaurant? 

YES, simply use the address you want for your recovery as your billing address/shipping address (check the box that says same as billing address).

What If I’m visiting from out of state, what address do I put down?

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT Put your HOME OUT OF STATE ADDRESS.  We do not perform product recoveries outside of the state of maine. Your order will be deleted. INSTEAD put the address WHERE you want to meet. Like your hotel, a place you are eating, or a public space that makes sense. We will take care of you without issue 🙂

Do you offer first time customer discounts?
No.  We have loads of sales and flash deals for our regular customers. If you happen on the site while a sale is going you will see the sale in the bottom blue bar. You can use that sale.  If you want to be included in our SMS Text Blasts that announce our special CRAZY FLASH Sales (some last a weekend, some last 2 hours) make sure you opt-in or opt-out.  You will start receiving messages after our system determines that you are a regular customer. We don’t bribe people to order from us, but we do reward people for doing business with us regularly. We find the best products in the State of Maine. Bribing customers to treat themselves the way they deserve is not necessary. You deserve the best, you know you do and you don’t need someone to goad you into treating yourself well.

I made a mistake on my order!! What do I do now?

No worries! Call us at 207-619-3560 ASAP and we can fix your order.

I don’t feel like ordering on the website!! I KNOW it could cut my delivery time in HALF, I know I get points when I order through the site and don’t get my points when I do not… but I don’t want to.

NP!! Call us at 207-619-3560 we will set you up. Note, you will not get points for that order. You will be ordered in as a guest even if you are a regular, and you will not be prioritized if you have earned priority delivery times.

Are there order minimums for different areas?

Yes! Kittery is $100, Berwick is $100, Wells is $100

Saco, Biddeford, Old Orchard Beach, Portland, South Portland, Westbrook, Falmouth, Scarborough, is $50

Freeport, Yarmouth, Winn, Gorham is $100

ANY OF OUR 24/7 areas have a 2X MINIMUM AFTER 11pm.

Do your drivers carry change?

No. If you don’t have exact change, we credit your account with points equal to the amount of change you are due. So if you had an extra $5 we would give you 500 points ( which takes $5 off your next online order).

15 thoughts on “1st Order FAQ

  1. How far do you travel to locate lost weed.
    I’m in the newport area.

    1. Greater Portland Area – So… Parts of Yarmouth near 295 south to as far as Kittery (or any point within a mile of either side of 95).

  2. How far out do u guys deliver, I have a question about the vip

    1. See other response, thank you!

  3. I’ll be in Portland on vacation. Can you meet me somewhere other than my home?

    1. Yes simply use the address you would like to meet as your address. For instance if you want to have it brought to your hotel then you use your hotel’s address.

  4. I am in Mount Vernon — I realize you probably wont come that far but How far would I have to drive to meet you? Please advise and thank you for this great service.

    1. Yarmouth would be where we could meet you so about 64 miles from you.

  5. I am in Mount Vernon…how far would I have to travel to meet you, assuming you do not deliver to Mount Vernon? Thank you for your time.

  6. Yarmouth would work..is there a place that is preferable to meet, maybe off the exit (what exit should I take)…sorry, I am not very familiar with Yarmouth (just visiting family in Maine). Hope you can help out. Thanks again.

    1. Definitely put your order in. Google a place in yarmouth that looks easy for you to get to and makes sense from a service perspective and use that as your shipping address. When a psychic accepts your order you will be able to interact directly with them and can tweak any delivery locations at that time.

  7. I am trying to use your promo code patriots for the $20 off an order of $100 but doesn’t seem to work. Also how long does it take to have order delivered after the order has been placed?

    1. Should work now, sorry I made the codes at 5am 🙂

  8. How long does a delivery take (roughly) if my lost my stuff in Kittery?

    1. Depends on the day and how many orders are in front of you. We have 8 drivers for southern maine. Our average time in Kittery is about 35m.

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